On 15th June 2011, an extraordinary event took place in Brixton, south London. On that day, an Irishman devoured two doner kebabs in a mere 1 minute and 59 seconds. What made this feat even more remarkable was the fact that he had already indulged in 13 pints of lager. Now, in a riveting series of his memoirs the true story of the events leading up to this accomplishment is recounted by the protagonist, ‘Johnny Two Kebabs.’ As well as his adventures as a ‘conscious vigilante’ roaming the streets of South London. It is the story of a man, driven by a fervent sense of justice, who tracks down wrongdoers to deliver them to justice. This is the story of Johnny Two Kebabs.

From Russia With Chilli And Garlic Sauce: How Johnny Foiled A Russian Assassination (Johnny Two Kebabs Book 1)
by Johnny Two Kebabs
4.7 Stars (14 Reviews)

This is the man who, on 15th June 2011, after drinking 13 pints of lager, polished off two doner kebabs in 1 minute and 59 seconds. Here, he writes candidly about his experiences in the high-stakes world of international intrigue and seduction as he pulls back the curtain on London’s dark underbelly.
Amidst assassins, Irish pubs, kebab shops, and u

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How I Found The G Spot: Johnny infiltrates a group of 5G “activists” (Johnny Two Kebabs Book 2)
by Johnny Two Kebabs
5 Stars (4 Reviews)

In this second volume of his memoirs, Johnny describes how he infiltrated a dangerous gang of ‘activists’ and thwarted a plot to carry out a series of terrorist attacks in the U.K. In a race against time, he uncovers valuable information, but can he stop impending catastrophe?

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The Mixed Doner Murders: Johnny catches a killer and does some “diversity training” (Johnny Two Kebabs Book 3)
by Johnny Two Kebabs
5 Stars (1 Review)

This third instalment is arguably the most important volume of Johnny’s memoirs yet, as it firmly establishes him as one of the great ‘thinkers’ of modern times. In this intimate narrative, Johnny shares with us some of his insights into the criminal mind and what drives him in his relentless pursuit of justice.

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Johnny Two Kebabs – The Prequel
by Johnny Two Kebabs
3.4 Stars (7 Reviews)

On 15th June 2011, an extraordinary event took place in Brixton, south London. On that day, an Irishman devoured two doner kebabs in a mere 1 minute and 59 seconds. What made this feat even more remarkable was the fact that he had already indulged in 13 pints of lager. Now, in a riveting account, the true story of the events leading up to this acco

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