The Laws Of Cake

Pie is not dessert, it is breakfast. Cake is dessert and should be cherished. If you put fruit on a cake, you make it a healthy snack and it is no longer dessert, so you can have twice as much. Cupcakes are samples of larger cake, so they don’t count when counting calories. When you eat blue frosting, you look like you have just murdered a smurf. Black frosting makes you look like a zombie. As much as I love cake, stay as far away from cake that is served in any office. No one ever feels good after eating office cake. Whether it be from having to listen to a group of people talk about how they shouldn’t eat it (so just sing happy birthday, then get the heck outta there), or the guilt you yourself have from eating it. Cakes are for parties, not work, never mix the two.

Mango Madness Murder: A Frosted Love Cozy Mystery – Book 15 (Frosted Love Cozy Mysteries)
Summer Prescott
4.8 Stars (12 Reviews)
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense

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*This is book 15 in the Frosted Love Cozy Mystery Series* In Missy’s last adventure of the Frosted Love series, each character that you’ve grown to know and love faces their moment of truth. Lives are changed, futures are determined, and a bittersweet mix of love and pain strikes the hearts of the major players in this final installment. Missy finds herself once again embroiled in a mystery that could ultimately destroy someone that she loves, and will be presented with a decision that will impact her for the rest of her life.

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13 Nightmares
Dennis McDonald
4.4 Stars (39 Reviews)
Genre: Horror | Short Stories

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HORROR IS BEST WRITTEN IN THE DARK. Thirteen tales of original terror penned in the dead of the night with only the glow of a computer for light. The collection of short stories runs the gamut of horror. Within its bloody pages you will find a slasher clown, a blood red church, a little girl locked in a closet, a haunted sex doll, etc. 13 Nightmares is a fine collection of terror for the short story lover, but be warned. Some of these stores are not for the faint of heart. Do you dare enter a world where the supernatural, the macabre, and the horrific collide?

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The Last Superhero
Astrid ‘Artistikem’ Cruz
3.9 Stars (27 Reviews)
Genre: Romance

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Even heroes have the right to bleed… Everybody knows that Steven S. Waldorf, the last superhero to roam the Earth, died twenty-eight years ago. What everyone ignores is that not only is he still alive, but being kept under the protection of the United State’s government. That until, one night, he finds himself saving a young woman from getting mugged. Giana is no ordinary twenty-nine year old, though. She’s witty, badmouthed, and once she’s set her focus on something nothing can make her stray from her goal. Even if that means putting her life on the line to save the man she’s come to know and love from the nightmares that torment him. Literally.

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Of Horses & Life
Michael Guerini
4.1 Stars (21 Reviews)
Genre: Poetry

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This is a collection of poems/free verse about life lived with horses.These works are created to share the horse experience with all.The poems are entitled: Baby Horse; Cowhorse; Young Rider’s First Lesson; My New Owner; Big Bad Cuttin Horse; Show Jumping; Horse Girl; A Visit from the Farrier; Feeding Time at the Barn and Old Horse..Poems added in October 2014 include Sharing the rhythm of the ride, Horses and Health, Family Time, Learning the Language of Horses, A Mother Stands at the Fence, Friends and Horses, and Seasons on the pasture. This work was updated with seven additional poems, three horsemanship philosophies, and six pictures in October 2014.

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Guns, Horses, and Death The Life of a Wanted Man
MarilynThompson
4.5 Stars (6 Reviews)
Genre: Westerns

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There are times when life leads you down a path and there are times when it drags you. This is the tale of a man who was forced into a life he would not have chosen. Once in that life he finds more excitement and adventure than he ever imagined. We watch as his journey unfolds and in the end sets the path for another young man.

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The Trouble In Dogflat Hollow
Cameron Sword
4.9 Stars (11 Reviews)
Genre: Humor & Entertainment | Humor & Satire

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A mildly irreverent satire detailing a shocking account of how the Earth was nearly annihilated on January 1st, 1990.Some of the names have been changed in order to further protect the privacy of fictitious persons involved.Other names, including those belonging to Biblical personalities, have also been changed in order to safeguard and preserve formal reputations.

A pair of Biblical figures descended into an unsavory Los Angeles neighborhood, tasked with locating and redeeming the worst soul on the planet, hoping their efforts, if successful, might help convince the Universe’s Chief Executive Officer to cancel or delay Earth’s scheduled demise.They were clearly warned that their efforts should, in no way, interfere with that outcome, unaware that their endeavor – and that outcome – were indelibly linked. The tone of the novel, described cinematically, might be as follows:If you dropped ‘Oh God’ and ‘The Big Lebowski’ into a blender at puree speed, the contents might emulsify into “The Trouble In Dogflat Hollow.”

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Boo Boo Mooooo

I am starting to get a little jumpy with the TV. Halloween is coming up and I am sure there are going to be some horror movie commercials that are going to scare me. I still can’t get over that M. Night Shyamalan movie, Signs, staring Mel Gibson and Joaquin Phoenix. When I walk into a dark room, right before I turn on the light, I feel like that creepy alien is going to be standing there. Oh GOSH! What if I am actually sensitive to spirits and what I am actually feeling is a real ghost. Do you see how my brain is against me? I am completely messed up!

Biker Babe (BBW Motorcycle Romance) (Lady Godiva Book 1)
April Ryder
4.1 Stars (7 Reviews)
Genre: Contemporary Fiction | Short Stories | Romance

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Big Beautiful Woman meets a Biker…

What does a meek, plump housewife in sensible-heeled shoes do when stranded on a desolate highway after running away from home?She hitches a ride back to civilization with a hot biker, that’s what!And so what if she has to stay overnight in a disgusting motel room that has half a mirror on the ceiling above the only bed?I’m an adult.I can handle it.I mean, she can!

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Ebon Moon
Dennis McDonald
4.5 Stars (40 Reviews)
Genre: Horror | Mystery, Thriller & Suspense

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SAVAGE TERROR WAITS UNDER A DARKENING MOON. Seeking to escape her psychopathic husband, Jessica Lobato flees Chicago with her five-year-old daughter Megan. Reaching the small town of Hope Springs, Oklahoma, they rent a trailer house out in the country and think they’re finally safe. But this small town has a very dark secret; one that emerges when the moon is full. A pack of werewolves hides amongst the populace and secretly kills selected people to satisfy their hunger. Megan is the next chosen by the pack to be devoured during the upcoming full eclipse of the moon. Jessica is about to learn there are worse things to fear in the night than a murderous husband. Ebon Moon is a tense, bestial tale of lycanthrope horror the way a werewolf novel should be.

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Touched Up
Leo Dufresne
4.9 Stars (17 Reviews)
Genre: Drama & Plays | Family Life

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No one should smile before the sun rises. On the happiness scale, content is about as good as you can get to in these dark hours. I wake early most every morning because content works for me. Since becoming the father of two, this tiny portion of the day is all the me-time I have left. If people were honest, which they mostly aren’t, I think they would admit to wanting more time alone. It’s 5:47 AM and I’m sitting quietly in the kitchen, where there are no responsibilities, no guilt, and no unmet expectations. Simply silence. Mitch Pederson, a forty-something executive in the high-tech world, made no allowance for blackmail in his comprehensive plans to ascend to the top of an electronics company. His carefully ordered world quickly unravels into a chaos that threatens everything he cares about. As he puts the pieces of his life back together he discovers something about himself that is much more than the sum of the parts.

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Common Ground (The Common Ground Trilogy Book 1)
Barry Chaison
4.5 Stars (19 Reviews)
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense | Fantasy | Teen & Young Adult

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Zoe Christensen’s dreams have been haunting her for years. But when a mysterious professor reveals the existence of a mythological world with deep connections to her past, and future, her dreams begin to merge with her reality. As Zoe attempts to survive her freshman year at college, she is faced with the impossible decision of following her beliefs or chasing her destiny.

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Radical Frugality: Living in America on $8,000 a Year
Nic Adams
3.8 Stars (95 Reviews)
Genre: Business & Money | Self-Help

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Commit just one evening of your life to financial freedom and this easy-to-read book will show you how to be debt-free. Radical Frugality tells the story of 5 people who did it: Paul, 27, discovering how to overcome student loan debt; David and Winona, late 40’s, living their retirement dream today; and Dan and Charlotte, family of 4, with an underwater mortgage. Waking up every morning debt-free with cash in your pocket helps your brain feel safe, secure, and smart. Embracing the concepts in this book frees you from the overwhelming anxiety of the consumer lifestyle by showing you how to take control. You can start today. What if you could spend 66% less money than you spend today setting yourself up to live a self-determined lifestyle doing exactly what you love to do regardless of financial compensation? Radical Frugality shows you exactly how to achieve those goals within one to five years. Using our step-by-step common sense plan, we teach you what to do (break the spell of the consumer credit con), when to do it (planning and preparation), and most importantly where to do it (discover the 5 top cities for living frugally). We’ll help you evaluate your financial situation. Are you in the Yellow Zone, the Orange Zone, the Red Zone, or even the Dead Zone (paying debt with debt)? This book lays out a plan for how to pay off your debt and get into the Neutral Zone (getting back to monthly break-even), the Green Zone (debt free with $1,000 a month free cash-flow) or even the Golden Zone (living a self-determined life). Whether you are desperate right now about your financial situation, facing retirement, just starting out, or just plain tired and worn-out from struggling to pay bills, Radical Frugality can show you over 100 tips for feeling better today. Radical Frugality offers a soup to nuts plan for living a self-determined life that will leave you happier and healthier than ever before.

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Attaining the American Dream One Lie at a Time

Author C.A. Huggins novels are sly, humorous and a entertaining look at people in everyday life. His novels are darkly comedic and full of 'that's so wrong' kind of humor, the kind you'll want to read aloud to your spouse and get them to laugh with … [Continue reading]

New Beginnings And A Trash Can

With Fall coming up fast I am getting the urge to clear out my garden and get it ready for Fall and Winter. I have always liked the big clear out I do each season. It's a lot of work, but it feels so good to yank up large plants that are done and … [Continue reading]

Get Rosie Now!

Rosie

I wish the technical geniuses out there would stop working so darn hard to make our cell phones smarter and faster and get to work on something that really matters. Robots! Just put the phone down! Seriously. It's time to invent something with a bit … [Continue reading]

Oops! Nothing Happened!

I have been seeing in the news the story of this poor 12-year old kid that accidentally punched a hole into a 350 year old, over a million dollar valued painting on accident in a museum. For the rest of his life he will be known as "That Kid". He can … [Continue reading]

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