My Garden Is Annoyed By Me

Rayne Meyers — a.k.a. Calamity Rayne — is back again in this hilariously sexy, opposites-attract romantic comedy from bestselling and award-winning author Lydia Michaels.

After accepting the position as personal assistant for Remington Davenport, a moody, politically incorrect boomer billionaire, Rayne’s life changed forever. Caviar and cruise ships have replaced her otherwise dull days, but the most exciting addition to her life is her boss’s hot son, Hale.

Hale Davenport lived a meticulous and methodical life — until Calamity Rayne blew in like a sexy hurricane of commotion. She has become the wrinkles to his starch, the chaos to his calm, and the beat of his heart. But now, in the midst of a nasty lawsuit and family feud, Rayne must return home.

Can Hale and Rayne’s love survive the distance? Adulting has never been Rayne’s strong suit, and sh!t just got real! Find out how they fare in this fabulously funny, raunchy adventure of love, laughter, and awkwardness as the series continues!

The Last Trail by Zane Grey

Ride into the rugged wilderness of the American West with The Last Trail by Zane Grey, a classic Western adventure filled with danger, suspense, romance, and the timeless spirit of the frontier.

Across vast landscapes where civilization gives way to untamed wilderness, a dangerous journey unfolds. The trail leads through rugged country, hidden dangers, and uncertain encounters, where courage and determination are tested at every turn. In a world shaped by conflict, loyalty, and survival, the choices made along the way may determine who reaches the end of the trail.

Zane Grey brings the American frontier vividly to life with sweeping natural scenery, thrilling action, memorable characters, and the atmosphere of a changing West. His storytelling captures the tension between wilderness and civilization while exploring themes of courage, justice, loyalty, love, and the struggle to find a place in a demanding world.

As danger intensifies and the journey grows more perilous, trust becomes difficult to place and every decision carries consequences. The trail is more than a path through the wilderness — it becomes a test of character, endurance, and the human will to overcome adversity.

The Last Trail is an excellent choice for readers who enjoy classic Western novels, cowboy adventures, frontier romance, wilderness fiction, historical action, and stories filled with suspense and rugged adventure.

Every meaningful health and body composition goal — whether that is building visible muscle, losing fat, improving long-term metabolic health, rebuilding metabolism after years of damaging diet cycles, or simply becoming stronger and more capable — depends on the same foundation.

Structural muscle.

Structural muscle is what determines how many calories the body burns at rest, how efficiently it manages energy and fat storage, how well it recovers from physical demand, and how resilient it becomes to the disruptions that derail every other approach. The amount of structural muscle within the body, size of the metabolic engine, determines the stability and capacity of the entire body.

A healthy adult carries approximately 27 to 36 percent of their body weight as structural muscle — the natural range where energy is stable, hunger is predictable, fat storage is manageable, and the body functions the way it was naturally designed to. People who struggle with low energy, increasing fat, weight that won’t respond, or repeated rebound after dieting often share one thing in common: structural muscle that has dropped to as low as 15 to 20 percent — roughly half the healthy baseline — from years of dieting and restriction, insufficient training, or both.

The scale doesn’t show this, but the body feels it.

This system is designed to build or rebuild structural muscle to the natural healthy baseline as a foundation for health and stability, then beyond if desired. Whether you are starting from scratch, returning to strength training after a long break, looking to break through a strength plateau, or recovering from the metabolic damage that repeated dieting cycles leave behind, this system will help you achieve those goals.

Most training programs treat strength training as one tool among many — something to alternate with cardio, pair with diet restriction, or add after the weight comes off.

BUILD FIRST treats it as what it actually is: the prerequisite.

Build the metabolic engine first, and every other goal becomes more achievable, more sustainable, and less dependent on constant effort to maintain

From USA TODAY Bestselling Author Harper Lin: the popular culinary cozy mystery series set in a charming beach town!

It’s almost Christmastime in Cape Bay, and another murder has everyone in town talking. A despised new drama teacher at the local high school is killed in the school’s parking lot. The police arrest a beloved teacher, Mrs. Crowsdale, but everyone else thinks she is too nice to murder anyone. Mike, however, says they have solid evidence that proves she did it. Sammy is particularly devastated. Mrs. Crowsdale was her favorite teacher and still her hero. Sammy begs Fran to find the real culprit. Fran isn’t so sure. Mike would be angry with her for butting in on another case. And what if more danger befalls her? After all, there are some pretty dangerous people in town…

Includes 3 special holiday recipes!

Sergeant Smelly was once a perfectly normal man until a mysterious café gave him an extraordinary problem.
Now his farts set things on fire.
When the evil Onionman launches a tear-inducing plan for world domination, only one hero stands in his way — whether he likes it or not.
Joined by the chef Captain Chunder, Sergeant Smelly must learn to control his explosive bottom before the world is reduced to misery, mayhem, and very sore eyes.
Can the smelliest superhero ever save the day?
Or will Onionman rule forever?
Packed with ridiculous villains, disastrous inventions, and more terrible puns than any human should endure.
Sergeant Smelly And Captain Chunder Save The Day is a laugh-out-loud adventure proving that heroes come in all shapes and smells.

THE NEXT HUNT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN

You’re barefoot in dark woods. A sheriff who hunts women for sport is coming. You have one hour.

Emily Bright and Harper White, best friends with rhyming names and big dreams, were headed to LA when a kind-faced sheriff offered them a ride. Now Emily has escaped, stumbling into a truck stop bathroom, bleeding and barely alive, telling an impossible story: a remote ranch, a lawman who tortures the women he takes, then turns them loose and hunts them like animals.

Harper is still there. The clock is already running.

The sheriff didn’t start the hunts. He just couldn’t stop them. And he doesn’t hunt alone. Vero, his devoted assistant, loves the games even more than he does.

Angel survived the Dollhouse. She knows exactly what captivity costs, and she knows what it means that nobody is coming. So when Emily’s story lands in her lap, Angel makes the choice nobody made for her: she goes in.

Fair warning: the monsters here are disturbingly human, the violence is real, and not everyone survives. There is no Hollywood ending. There is a found family forged in fire, and a reason to keep fighting even when the fight costs everything.