This incredible collection from author Graham Parke has extremely witty and clever writing that contains keen insights into human nature. Parke’s writing challenge our perceptions about how we think and interact with the world around us. Enjoy!

Sometimes I’m So Smart I Almost Feel Like a Real Person
by Graham Parke
4.2 Stars (26 Reviews)
Genre: Literature & Fiction | Humor & Satire | Literary Fiction | Satire

EPIC eBook Award finalist.
New York Literary Magazine Best Story Award nominee.
Global eBook Awards nominee.

Severe introvert by day, misguided dating guru by night, Harold starts a Youtube channel to workshop his elaborate strategies for seducing Emma, the girl of his dreams. But when he finally works up the courage to ask her out, he discovers she’s only using him to get fodder for her own dating blog – the one she’s set up to test ways to seduce Leopold.

Leopold, it turns out, is one of Harold’s dedicated followers. When he savagely misunderstands and mis-applies Harold’s advice, he suddenly finds himself hugely successful with the ladies, Emma included.

Faced with this strange new problem, Harold comes up with what he believes to be the strategy to end all strategies.

Graham Parke is a Forewords Book of the Year winner, a Kirkus Discoveries best-lister, and an International Book Awards and USA Book News finalist.

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No Hope for Gomez!
by Graham Parke
3.7 Stars (133 Reviews)
Genre: Literature & Fiction | Humor & Satire | Romance

Forewords Book of the Year, Kirkus Indie Best Lister, IBA and USA Book News finalist.

It’s the age-old tale:

Boy meets girl.
Boy stalks girl.
Girl already has a stalker.
Boy becomes her stalker-stalker.

We’ve seen it all before, many times, but this time it’s different. If only slightly.

Gomez is eternally bewildered by the ease with which others navigate the world. He’s never had much luck with women, or jobs, or anything really. Even gravity seems to pull on him a little harder than it does on others. But when he enters a medical trial and a super sexy research assistant falls for him, he thinks his luck has changed – even if that assistant has trouble expressing herself in terms outside the realm of science.

But when one of the trial participants turns up dead and another goes missing, Gomez begins to fear for his life. No longer sure whom he can trust and which of his experiences are actually real and which merely drug induced delusions, he decides to go underground and work out a devious plan.

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Unspent Time
by Graham Parke
4.5 Stars (18 Reviews)
Genre: Literature & Fiction | Fantasy | Humor & Satire

Warning: reading this novel may make you more attractive and elevate your random luck by about 9.332%*
(*These statements have not been evaluated by anyone of consequence.)

From the award winning author of ‘No Hope for Gomez!’ comes a collection of 20 impossible tales. Permeating the cracks between the past and the present is the realm of Unspent Time. Pockets of ‘should have been’s and ‘might have happened’s. Time that was allotted but never spent. In this realm we find the stories that could have been true.

Such as the story of Kiala, whose aunt and caretaker disappears one day, leaving her as the sole Huntress to battle the giant octopi to feed her village. Or the revealing tale of Goki Feng Ho: the ancient Chinese art of decoding the meaning of car license plates. And the heartbreaking story of the man responsible for choosing the colors of the insides of your shoes. As he toils away in obscurity, his work impacts society in ways we’ll never fully comprehend. And let’s not forget the story behind Unspent Time itself, the metaphysical ramifications of which will leave the scientific community feeling mostly indifferent about it for decades to come…

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