As far as being a rebel, my level is “Kiddie Pool”. Costco is getting in their veggies and plants in now, and I just couldn’t help myself. I bought a three pack of tomato plants, but I really didn’t want three of the same kind of tomato, so I mixed the pack. First I looked around to see if anyone was watching, then I put three different packs next to each other, looked around again, still no one looking, and quick as a rabbit I combined three different varieties in one tray. One final look around… I GOT AWAY WITH IT!! My heart was racing. I noticed a great price on succulents and was relieved to see it was already a mixed pack. Once you give in to the Dark Side it’s so hard to go back.

Carthage
Joyce Carol Oates
3.4 Stars (152 Reviews)
Genre: Literary Fiction | Mystery, Thriller & Suspense

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A young girl’s disappearance rocks a community and a family in this stirring examination of grief, faith, justice, and the atrocities of war from Joyce Carol Oates, “one of the great artistic forces of our time” (The Nation)

Zeno Mayfield’s daughter has disappeared into the night, gone missing in the wilds of the Adirondacks. But when the community of Carthage joins a father’s frantic search for the girl, they discover the unlikeliest of suspects–a decorated Iraq War veteran with close ties to the Mayfield family. As grisly evidence mounts against the troubled war hero, the family must wrestle with the possibility of having lost a daughter forever.

Carthage plunges us deep into the psyche of a wounded young corporal haunted by unspeakable acts of wartime aggression, while unraveling the story of a disaffected young girl whose exile from her family may have come long before her disappearance.

Dark and riveting, Carthage is a powerful addition to the Joyce Carol Oates canon, one that explores the human capacity for violence, love, and forgiveness, and asks if it’s ever truly possible to come home again.

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Table Talk: Memoirs of a Bikini Waxer
Caren A. Stein
4.0 Stars (42 Reviews)
Genre: Humor & Entertainment

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FOR WOMEN ONLY!What do YOU talk about when you get YOUR hair done?

Brutally Honest & Ridiculously Funny… Table Talk: Memoirs of a Bikini Waxer is a hilarious collection of stories, opinions, rantings and ravings that will leave you laughing your hairless ass OFF!

It’s much more than just waxing talk. Each chapter represents a different hat worn by Caren on any given day as a hair removal specialist. The Bikini Waxer — The Love Doctor — The Bearded Lady — The Belle of the Balls, no subject is off limits. From topics that start on the table, Caren gives a personal touch of humor and humility from her own life experiences. She is blunt and no nonsense and she’s not afraid to express herself. A trait which keeps her clients coming back time and time again.

Not only funny but sincere and uplifting, this book will leave any female reader with a sense of womanly pride and dynamism. Strong language and graphic content. Proceed with caution. Not for the faint hearted.

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The Keys of the Watchmen (Watchmen Saga Book 1)
Kathleen Perrin
4.9 Stars (24 Reviews)
Genre: Teen & Young Adult | Historical Fiction

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Katelyn Michaels plans on hating every moment of her visit to Mont Saint Michel with her father’s new French wife. Once there, she is confused when she experiences sensations of déjà vu as she and her younger brother explore the medieval village and abbey. She is even more disturbed when she is confronted by two unusual young men, one who insists she has a sacred mission,and the other who will stop at nothing, even murder, to prevent her from fulfilling her destiny.

When the oddly-dressed but alluring Nicolas slips Katelyn a strange medallion, she is whisked back through time where her Watchmen hosts tell her she is the only hope to save Mont Saint Michel. Even worse, she learns that those trying to destroy the mount are led by a fallen angel intent on learning the mount’s closely-guarded secret.

Katelyn is torn by feelings of anger at being taken back in time, inadequacy at finding a modern solution for a medieval problem, and responsibility for the mount’s starving inhabitants. She is also perturbed by her surprising attraction to the ill-tempered Nicolas. Will she stay to learn why she was chosen by the Archangel Michael and find a way to save his mount?

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The Chase: One Courageous Skipper Battling The Perilous Evil Out To Destroy Him. (Sea Action & Adventure)
Herzel Frenkel
4.9 Stars (21 Reviews)
Genre: Action & Adventure | Contemporary Fiction

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A gripping adventure at sea

For the lone skipper of the Galatea sailing yacht in the Aegean Sea off the coast of Turkey, a peaceful vacation turns into a race for his life.

“A dull thud vibrated low as the Russian submarine Slavianka lost its electronic spying antenna atop the tower.”

“The Galatea had come to a sudden stop. Avri was hurled forward like a harpoon from a cannon. His head hit the bulkhead with a horrible blow, absorbing all his one hundred and sixty pounds of momentum. He heard the loud crunching noise of the bow crashing into something solid, or perhaps it was the sound of his skull smashing against the bulkhead.”

And the chase is on. A seasoned submarine captain versus a sailboat skipper, each struggling for survival, each racing for life.

Meanwhile, the Russian naval intelligence has its own devious plans while the Israeli Mossad has quite different ideas.

This adventure tale, though sprinkled with port and starboard and halyards would be enjoyed by thrill loving landlubbers and sailors alike.

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Awesome Healthy Recipes of Darkness: A Dozen Healthy Recipes for Servants of Lord K’aleth the Grand Adjudicator (Healthy Recipes, Free Healthy Recipes, … Healthy Living, The Will of Lord K’aleth)
Scara Morrowlen
4.8 Stars (77 Reviews)
Genre: Humor & Entertainment | Horror

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Are you looking for the best healthy recipes? Then look no further than this great new cookbook by Scara Morrowlen that teaches you how to have nutritious meals that are always enjoyable, and never boring! Your days in the hallowed temple shall drift painlessly as you enjoy these great, traditional recipes..

From one of the best meatloaf recipes under the sign of the twin moons, to chocolate brownies that the Black Vanguard would destroy an entire village for, these recipes are guaranteed to please both expert and amateur cooking enthusiasts.

I invite you to bring our traditions into your home, and enjoy these recipes for you and your family to cherish for many years to come.

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