Jackie has still not laid an egg , and Summer seems to be on strike as well. I wonder if all the fireworks that are going to be going off on the fourth of July will scare the eggs out of my ladies.

Crash Gordon and the Mysteries of Kingsburg
Derek Swannson
4.4 Stars (31 Reviews)
Genre: Humor & Entertainment | Humor & Satire | Mystery, Thriller & Suspense

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EASTER SUNDAY, 1973: Just before dawn in Kingsburg, California, six-year-old Gordon Swannson, asthmatic boy genius, gets his ass kicked by a spectral Easter Bunny— an event that sends his already hyperactive imagination spiraling toward paranoia. Gordon becomes convinced that ghosts and other weird entities inhabit a daemonic reality that can interact with our everyday world. He starts seeing mystery and danger everywhere in his isolated farming community. He even thinks his best friend, Jimmy, might be possessed by demons….

JUNE 7th, 1979: Reality catches up with Gordon’s worst imaginings on the day after his thirteenth birthday, when his father dies by crashing a Cessna into the living room of their house. Gordon sets out to discover whether the plane crash was an accident or something far more sinister. Before he finds the answer, he’ll experience puberty, Pink Floyd, trout fishing, lesbian vampire movies, and midnight cliff-diving with the Hells Angels— all while learning to cope with the trauma-induced narcolepsy that inspires his nickname, Crash Gordon….

HALLOWEEN, 1982: Gordon meets Jimmy’s Uncle Lloyd, an obscenely rich insurance broker to the rocket industry who makes Woodward and Bernstein’s Deep Throat look like a low-level bureaucrat. With Lloyd acting as their demented mentor, Gordon and his friends embark on a road trip to the Esalen Institute in Big Sur. Along the way, Lloyd lectures them about such diverse topics as hypnotism, assassination theories, MKULTRA, COINTELPRO, and the kidnapping of Patty Hearst; serial killers, satanic sacrifices, interdimensional energy portals, and the remote viewing program at the Stanford Research Institute; shamanism, ayahuasca, Terence McKenna’s tryptamine-fueled encounters with the Logos, and the role “future causality” plays in the world’s current fate. And that’s only a prelude to Lloyd’s startling explanation of how Gordon and Jimmy have become unwitting participants in a CIA mind control experiment known as Project MONARCH….

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!! “If you like smart, literate, and humorous Conspiracy Theories about secret societies, alien manipulation, Freemasonry, narcolepsy, Templars, and the occasional psychedelic acid trip (and who doesn’t?) then this book is for you!” — The Alternative

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Crash Gordon and the Revelations from Big Sur
Derek Swannson
4.4 Stars (38 Reviews)
Genre: Humor & Entertainment | Humor & Satire | Mystery, Thriller & Suspense

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An amnesiac convalescing in Big Sur encounters an oddly sinister envoy from the Freemasons’ Scottish Rite Psychophrenic Research Program…. A stoned surfer trespassing on Hearst Castle property gets hauled up into the sky by a massive flying black triangle…. A notorious starlet attending the wrap party for her first major Hollywood movie assassinates a Moscow journalist with a bottle of radioactive nasal spray…. In Crash Gordon and the Revelations from Big Sur, Derek Swannson combines these elements into a comic and subversive international thriller.

OCTOBER 1988: It’ s morning in America again. Ex-CIA Director George H. W. Bush is calling the shots as Vice President. Intelligence agency black budgets are on the rise. Ronald Reagan’ s trickle-down economics has been trickling upon the American populace for nearly eight years. It’ s been a non-stop champagne bash for the rich, who’ ve become much richer, but for the middle class and the poor the trickling has acted like acidic piss, burning gaping holes in their social safety nets. Is the increase in suffering intentional? Gordon Swannson thinks so— and he has the metaphysics to prove it. Sort of.

Fresh from a five-year resident scholar program at the Esalen Institute, Gordon (“ Crash” to his friends) arrives in the sleepy seaside town of Cambria, California, to deliver a lecture titled “ Galactic Loosh Farming and Reaganomics: How Much Longer Before the Fabric of Reality is Ripped to Shreds?” It’ s the start of a bizarre chain of events that will launch Gordon’ s career as an investigative journalist and entangle him with a cast of characters that includes: James Marrsden, a gleefully foul-mouthed radio DJ and Gordon’ s untrustworthy childhood best friend; Kayleigh Fuller, a stoner witch who happens to be the niece of Buckminster Fuller; Skeeze Lester Huntley, a porn-addicted surfer whose alien abduction inspired him to become the Dope King of Central California; Rina Rowley, a lovely young actress with a shockingly ugly past; and looming largest of all, James’ morbidly obese and obscenely wealthy Uncle Lloyd, “ super secret black-ops bagman for the medico-military-occult complex… and matchmaker.”

Determined to uncover the truth behind Lloyd’ s lurid tales of psychic killers and a mind control program known as Project MONARCH, Gordon chases down leads from Cambria to Amsterdam’ s red-light district and the Brussels headquarters of an alien-inspired sex cult calling itself The OääD Institute— getting a profound education in the machinations behind the 20th century’ s greatest unexplained mysteries along the way. Seeking the final piece to the puzzle, Gordon returns to his roots in the isolated, faux-Swedish town of Kingsburg, where those mysteries began. What he finds there will send him hurtling toward a climactic showdown against a naked assassin dead set on turning the Cold War into a hot mess.

CRASH GORDON and the Revelations from Big Sur is the big, shaggy conspiracy novel that everyone has always wanted to read— without actually knowing it. There’ s a reason for that. They don’ t want you to know about it.

You do know there’ s a They, don’ t you?

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The Calling (Gateway series Book 1)
Louise G White
4.7 Stars (25 Reviews)
Genre: Fantasy | Teen & Young Adult

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On the run and hiding from ‘ the suits’, Carolyn’ s life is far from straightforward. After her mother and brother go missing in a most extraordinary way, (through a hole to another world which appears in the kitchen wall!), she is determined to track them down and bring them home. But life is never that easy! Rescued and protected by a group of unusual and likeminded ‘ people’, Carolyn hones her magic and fighting skills. Whilst answering a ‘ call’ to retrieve a human from another world she’ s faced with a quick decision and ends up bringing a demon back with her. Little did she know what effect this demon would have on her. As each day passes her strengths grow and her magic develops to assist her in her quest to track down her family, but there are decisions to make that will affect the rest of her life.

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Under a Broken Sun
Kevin P. Sheridan
3.7 Stars (33 Reviews)
Genre: Action & Adventure | Science Fiction

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An unprecedented solar storm rips a hole in the magnetosphere, and combined with the gravitational pull and EMP that follows, destroys all that we know about electricity. The world is left in darkness, the Earth’s repositioned axes create earthquakes and wildly changing temperatures, leaving the human race to fend for its life. The sixth great extinction event begins, and the most dangerous people are the extremely religious.

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The Peacemaker: The Warriors of the Wind, Book 1 (Western Historical Romance)
Chelley Kitzmiller
4.5 Stars (14 Reviews)
Genre: Romance

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Major Jim Garrity needed a clean slate. After being unjustly court-martialed for the murder of four Yankee soldiers and narrowly escaping the hangman’s noose, he sheds his identity and heads west to live among the Apache. As Shatto, he finds solace among his adopted brethren. But the new influx of settlers and soldiers into the Arizona Territory spells danger for the Apache people.

Independence Taylor blames herself for bringing the small pox into her home that led to her mother and brother’s deaths. Abandoned by her grief-stricken father, she undertakes a dangerous journey to join him at his military outpost to beg forgiveness. En route, her military escort is attacked by Apaches. She has been advised to take her own life rather than be captured, but Shatto intervenes before she can pull the trigger.

Indy’s initial fear of the mysterious Shatto is tempered by the bargain he strikes with her father to subdue the warriors by training a select group of troopers in Apache warfare. Imbued with the power of the wind spirit, Shatto attempts to bring peace to the troubled land.

As tensions mount between the settlers and Apache, so does the undeniable attraction between Shatto and Indy. Can the would-be lovers broker peace… or will chaos rule and destroy their burgeoning passion?

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The Saint Joseph Plot
John Persinger
4.1 Stars (15 Reviews)
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense

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Minutes before the biggest Notre Dame football game in decades, the Fighting Irish campus is sent into shock. A bloodied and bruised young woman stumbles from the bedroom of a Notre Dame priest, collapsing amidst the game day crowd. Police identify her as the wayward daughter of local congressman Michael O’ Riordan.

On the other side of campus, law student George DeMarco encounters the primary suspect, Father Sean Finnegan, fleeing the university grounds. The alcoholic priest insists that he has been framed. George’ s Catholic faith is tested when he agrees to harbor the fugitive, who is an old family friend. This decision throws George into a world of violence and corruption as he races to uncover the truth behind the attack on the congressman’ s daughter.

The further George digs, the more questions arise. Have the priest’ s demons come back to haunt him? Or is he a pawn in a dangerous political game?

Was Father Finnegan framed by the congressman’ s opponent, Jimmy King, an ambitious kid who will do anything to win? Or was it the congressman’ s mistress, Gabriella Silva, a Venezuelan spy whose life depends on the election? Or was Father Finnegan set up by Congressman O’ Riordan, a thirty-year incumbent desperate to win back public support at any price?

The answer is unveiled on the deadliest Election Day in American history.

This thrilling story of faith, family, and how far you would go for a loved one marks the explosive debut for John M. Persinger.

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