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Monkeys Wearing Pants: 2nd Edition! Updated and revised. (English Edition) Formato Kindle
- LinguaInglese
- Data di pubblicazione5 ottobre 2013
- Dimensioni file568 KB
Dettagli prodotto
- ASIN : B00FOCSRE0
- Lingua : Inglese
- Dimensioni file : 568 KB
- Utilizzo simultaneo di dispositivi : illimitato
- Da testo a voce : Abilitato
- Screen Reader : Supportato
- Miglioramenti tipografici : Abilitato
- X-Ray : Non abilitato
- Word Wise : Abilitato
- Memo : Su Kindle Scribe
- Lunghezza stampa : 215 pagine
- Numeri di pagina fonte ISBN : 1794137890
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I really enjoyed the sarcasm dripping off the pages here: TSA smackdown with that kid, mano a mano with a wasp and guess who won? The vagina being the bane of your existence. Hmm, interesting. It's a word you know. I like the fact you admit to being plump and often dent. The clock, wow, I think you lied about it being plugged in but your maleness didn't want to admit to it. All those section 8 references leads me to this conclusion: there is such a thing as Section 8 housing on land. Glad you still have your wisdom teeth and I'm looking forward to the 50 bales of hay book.
There are B batteries, they are in babes in total control (of) herself.
An eggplant will fit in a condom.
And you found Nacho, the mexican.
7 days = 6 pairs of socks and 6 pieces of underwear. He's already wearing socks and underwear on day 1. Now, there's no such thing as pair of underwear because it is only one piece same with pants.
Back hair = wax.
Your penis is a swizzle stick any way you want to put it.
Girls, I can see why you have angst.
Minimum wage, who can't live without it?

Disclaimer #2: I am easily amused. It's true.
This book had me cracking up from the word Go. Ok, I'm pretty sure it didn't start with the word go, and that word may or may not even appear in there, but it was really, REALLY funny. The author instantly makes his readers feel like they are close friends. OK, maybe Facebook acquaintances. He made me want to be his real life Facebook friend, just so these quirky jokes can scroll across my phone and make me smile throughout the day.
I work from home and I took brain breaks throughout my day to read this. My husband came in from his office across the hall several times to see what on earth had me going.
I'm not exaggerating here, this thing is worth every penny...and then some. That's why I bought my own copy. It just felt like the right thing to do after the ab workout he gave me.
Jon Waldrep ranks right up there for along with other comedians I enjoy: Brian Regan, Jeff Dunham, Kevin James, Tim Allen, Chris Farley, David Spade, Tina Fey, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, Chelsea Handler, Ellen DeGeneres, Stephen Colbert, and Gabriel Iglesias.

This author actually managed to do the impossible...he made me laugh out loud! Or as you young punks like to call it...LOL! I consider myself to be the grumpiest middle-aged man on the planet so this is no mean feat coming from this author!
This work is a collection of anecdotes and observations, and there is warmth in the writing style that makes it an authentically heartening read. I can't remember when I read a good comedy book last, so this one must get 5 Stars from me!
I highly recommend Monkeys Wearing Pants for anybody looking for a quick pick-me-up on a bad day!
PS: I can't wait for the `diet book' to come out. Look forward to reading it...and not following it!

Seriously funny and I recommend to all who need a good laugh or who enjoy a good snort and/or spitting stuff out their nose. If you don’t enjoy those things, well, I’m sorry.

Seriously, I can't recommend "Monkeys Wearing Pants" enough to do it justice!