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Awake In Hell Kindle Edition

by Helen Downing (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.3 4.3 out of 5 stars 82 ratings
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Meet Louise Patterson.
She is dead.
She has been dead for a while.
And she is in Hell.

Join our foul-mouthed hero as she embarks on a Hellatious adventure; Filled with demons, ghosts, dreams, magic, temp jobs, wardrobe malfunctions, and quite possibly redemption.
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  1. Book 1 of 2
    Awake In Hell
  2. Print length
    219 pages
  3. Language
    English
  4. Sticky notes
    On Kindle Scribe
  5. Publication date
    Nov. 28 2012
  6. File size
    4056 KB
  7. Page Flip
    Enabled
  8. Word Wise
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About the Author

ABOUT THE AUTHOR Helen Downing has aspired to be many things in life. An actress, a writer, a trophy wife, a publicist, and a bang up media sales executive. In reality, she's a chubby, middle-aged wife and mother of two who is addicted to sci-fi and social networking. Please buy this book. It's her only chance of ever fulfilling her full potential, and possibly getting into heaven.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B00AFG0DRO
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 4056 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 219 pages
  • Page numbers source ISBN ‏ : ‎ 1480009652
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.3 4.3 out of 5 stars 82 ratings

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Helen Downing likes to describe herself as a trophy wife, a bit of a diva, and of course Author of her own destiny! In reality, she’s a chubby, middle-aged wife and mother of two who is addicted to BBC Television and social networking.

Please buy this book. It’s her only chance of ever fulfilling her full potential, and possibly getting into heaven.

Like Helen Downing on Facebook! Her page is https://www.facebook.com/helendowningauthor/

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ESgirl831
5.0 out of 5 stars Very thought provoking!
Reviewed in the United States on July 3, 2023
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I wasn’t sure what to make of this book at first, but nice I started reading it was difficult to put it down. Very well written and thought provoking with a humorous and not-so-serious style. Loved it!
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Cecelia131
5.0 out of 5 stars A very original take on the hereafter!
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 3, 2013
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This is a very humorous look at what happens when you end up down under and we're not talking Australia although the temperature is far higher. This Hell has opposite values to the ones we're taught are good and wholesome while we're alive and kicking and while Helen Downing's heroine tries to work out what she's done to deserve this fate, an even more bizarre set of events befalls her and all because she can't resist being helpful to her Hellish inmates. A riveting read.
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S. Stallings
5.0 out of 5 stars Fresh, Witty, Funny and Amazing
Reviewed in the United States on December 19, 2012
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I bought this book because of a recommendation on a friend's Facebook page, and because I love discovering new authors. This book made me laugh out loud, many times! Helen Downing's concept of Hell is no less than inspired, and I do so love "the closet". It's just about every woman, and man's nightmare, and a very UNIQUE view of what Hell might be like. The ending is a true tear-jerker, but not in a SAD WAY. The book is wonderful as a whole, but the ending is truly spectacular. Share this one with your friends, it's sure to spark some wonderful conversations! I know that I will read this one again and again! MORE PLEASE!!!
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Jane Hills
5.0 out of 5 stars wonderful
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on June 13, 2013
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I started the book and just couldn't leave it alone. Wonderfully written and with the right amount of humour. A great persons view of hell.....
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Jcat
4.0 out of 5 stars A Personalized, Custom Made Hell--What would your Damnation be like?
Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2014
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This book was many things. Philosophical without being overly religious. Emotional without being depressing. Funny without being ridiculous (allowing for the fact that it is fantasy fiction). Enlightening without being extremely preachy.

But most of all, it was an entertaining read. Yes, the strong language will be upsetting for some readers. I'm not a fan of certain profanities; but in this case, it helped the reader to understand the main character's personality, background, and issues.

There is really no way to tell you what this storyline is like without Spoilers. So I will just say that I found it to be a good read. I laughed, teared up a little, and continued to think about it even after it ended. And unlike so many books today, it is a complete book and had a lovely ending.

The writing flowed well and the characters were amazing. A few editing bloopers here and there. A little corny now and then, but it really was a quick and easy light read. The book's cover didn't inspire me, but the story did. I would definitely be willing to read more from this author.
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